23 5 / 2013
23 5 / 2013
23 5 / 2013
I really want a heart rate monitor but I can’t afford it.
See my fucking problem here?
I really want rock solid body but cheesecake was invented, you see my problem here?
I really want to make peace with everyone but I’m too high on the food chain for basic bitches, you see my problem here?
23 5 / 2013
Too many tan pretty fit
People in the gym and I’m here like a skinned pale ass potato.
A
Pale
Potatoe
Let me sing you a song
A song of potatas
I wonder if someone in here has a fitblr
I haven’t showered in two days and I’m just gunna potato my heart outI snorted a line of oatmeal before I came, can’t you tell
23 5 / 2013
This is amazing.
Oh shit guess what I’ve been getting at for the past two and a half weeks.
Whoop.
(Source: vongruby)
22 5 / 2013
22 5 / 2013
AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL
I was gaping the entire song this is insane
If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.
(Source: mahaldaddy, via lifefromchaos)
22 5 / 2013
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
(via stillenvious)
22 5 / 2013
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.
(via theycametorescuethings)
22 5 / 2013
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
(via factualfeminist)
